Hi, I'm Sarah Flocken

I’m a writer, comedian, and professional loudmouth. I’m currently working on my debut upmarket/book club fiction novel, a coming-of-age story set during the Great Recession. Come for the 2000s nostalgia, crystals, and “disaster girl” protagonist flailing into adulthood, stay for the relatable story of a young woman doing increasingly desperate things to avoid moving back to her childhood home.

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My Debut Novel

I’m currently working on my upmarket fiction debut novel, a coming-of-age story set during the Great Recession. If you love stories that manage to skewer both wellness culture and megachurches while following a “disaster girl” protagonist flailing into adulthood during the weird years of the late 2000s, this one’s for you.

About The Book

What is Sarah up to?

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"Just trust me, I'm funny."

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Reviews of My Writing

In lieu of actual reviews, because I don’t have any of those yet, here are some thoughts about my writing from friends, fellow writers, and book people.

“A- prose, A+ human.”

Yennaedo Balloo

Author, The Spectacular Seraphim Versus the Fame Monster

“I’m going to read this novel the same way I watch Amanda Bynes strut her way through the unhinged 00’s classic She’s The Man: full of admiration and quivering with vicarious embarrassment.”

Emily Smith

@openandsmutbookclub

“Only one explosion? And it was metaphorical? Hard pass.”

Seth Hansen